You got the interview — now don’t blow it by showing up reeking of tequila or rolling in on a skateboard. This guide walks you through exactly what to do (and definitely what not to do), from handshake etiquette to the golden rule of never calling your last captain a psycho. Funny, blunt, and genuinely useful. Read it before you turn up in flip-flops.

Your CV Photo: Not a Mugshot, Not a Tinder Pic. That little photo in the corner of your CV? Yeah, it matters. A lot. If it screams “hungover hostel selfie” instead of “professional yacht crew,” you’re not getting the call. This guide tells you exactly how to look the part, what to wear, where to shoot, and how not to scare off a captain. Spoiler: no duck face, no dog filters, and absolutely no sealion beards.

AKA: The Dreaded But Essential Rite of Passage (Plus How to Apply Online Without Losing the Plot). Yes, it's weird. Yes, it feels like speed dating meets job hunting in the sun. But dockwalking is still one of the best ways to get your foot on board. This brutally honest guide covers everything: what to wear, how to behave, what not to do (like applying to captain jobs fresh out of STCW), and how to follow up without being that person. It’s awkward - but it works.

AKA: How Not to Get Yeeted Off the Boat Mid-Season....